Here are the funniest jokes I’ve found about love, dating, relationships, and marriage. If you have any jokes to contribute, please use the comment form at the bottom of the page. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face, and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The following are from The Penguin Dictionary of Jokes [Penguin, 1993].
A first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.
Dating is a stage of romantic and/or sexual relationships in humans whereby two or more people meet socially, possibly as friends or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in a more committed intimate relationship or marriage.
It can be a form of courtship consisting of social activities done by the couple.
The protocols and practices of dating, and the terms used to describe it, vary considerably from country to country and over time.
While the term has several meanings, the most frequent usage refers to two or more people exploring whether they are romantically and/or sexually compatible by participating in dates with the other.
With the use of modern technology, people can date via telephone or computer or meet in person.
This term may also refer to two or more people who have already decided they share romantic and/or sexual feelings toward each other.